Boredom TO DA MAX!!!!

BEST EVER

HARRY POTTERNESS!!

Second-to-last day of summer...dammit....anywayssss....

Pic brought to you by the brains of me and my brother and the photoshopping of Tim!!! Yayyy!!! (We were listening to the book on cd version of HP 7 on the way up and we were mocking the dude's way of saying Snape...hahaha...)

Whaaat?

The Princess Diaries officially has too many books. Seriously, EIGHT, and the last four or five have kind of sucked. And in the last book, the author screwed over every single one of her characters...and ended in a freaking annoying cliffhanger.

What happened to the Mia from the first book? I didn't want to strangle *her*. Actually, the new and improved Mia...I don't want to strangle her. I want to beat her up until she stops acting like such a freak. AUGH!!! Seriously. She's an idiot. Also, if she gets back with her boyfriend in the next book, it'll suck cuz Meg Cabot has already convinced us that she's perfect with the other guy. But then, if she DOESNT get back together with the boyfriend, it'll also totally suck because you're so USED to that dude just BEING there. Even though he's sort of an asshole now. Oh, well, so is she. Grrrrrr.

Note to self: if you ever get published, don't make the same mistake as Meg Cabot and OVERWRITE a seiries. It's annoying and a bad habit of hers.

Kyle XY!!!!!

I AM OBSESSED!!!!!

Wheeeeeeeeeeee, it's so funny. It's like, put hormones in a clueless alien (only not really) boy, and mix him with normal person. And the steriotypical religious-but-hot girl who Kyle is of course massivley in love with. And the religiously drunk grandfather ("Scotch plus Bible equals question mark??") who was only just introduced. Oh, and Kyle's female counterpart. Who APPARENTLY is the one who offed Kyle's foster sister...DUDE. And the evil man, who's going to kill that woman's insanley cute little daughter. They are SO SO SOSOSOSOSOSOSO evil!! And Declan is hot. How do you spell that again? Deklan? Deklin? Declin? AUGH! Hahahaha...if you have any questions how this show works, ask me. I WILL explain it.

Sit and Miss

So I'm bad at just sitting and missing someone. How do you do that? It's so bad. It's just stupid. I mean, you're just supposed to sit there and be sad like this? How? How do you not go crazy?

But then again...I can't do anything else.

Little Miss Sunshine

So I finally watched Little Miss Sunshine, and it's nowhere near as overrated as most things that win/are nominated for stuff are. Abigail Breslin (Olive) was so cute. Actually, too cute. She was starting to annoy the crap out of me until she did that a-zamming dance. The dad was okay, totally amazingly annoying. Toni Colette (the mom) looked SO crazily skinny. And BLONDE!!! I didn't even know it was her until I IMDb'ed it. She was good at being emotional, but what else is new? The grandpa was soooooooo funny, and Dwayne was sweet but a little bland. Steve Carell is my hero for making depressed/suicidal/cutter uncle funny and heartbreaking at the same time. All in all, this movie proves that VW Vans rule, Steve Carell is still my hero, and and men will not notice a dead body in the back of your trunk if they spot some porn first.

You've Got Tom Hanks!

So my sister has taken over the TV, and she chose You've Got Mail, which I watched by accident with her one time. And let me just say that it is the most ridiculous thing I have *ever* watched.

If you're lucky enough not to have seen it, here's the plot: Free-spirited Village girl who runs charming little bookstore (Meg Ryan) meets sleazy rich guy building bookstore warehouse
(Tom Hanks). Meet online. Send e-mails. Love each other. Unknowingly meet in real life. Hate each other. Rich guy and Villiage girl have bookstore battles. Rich guy puts Village girl out of buisness. Rich guy proves that he's a total sleazy idiot. AND THEY STILL FALL IN LOVE!!!

So. Freaking. Annoying. Tom Hanks is ugly, too. Hahaha.

I'm Up, I'm Up...dated.

so, here i am. Updating. At fucking 8:30 in the morning.

You see, it's my sister's birthday today. Apparently they beleive that this changes the fact that i need to sleep. I even told them all yesterday that they could open the freaking presents without me; i didn't care. For some reason, listening to me proved an alien concept to anyone in my family, and at 8 o'clock my brother and sister were poking me and laughing. When I didn't respond well to that, they went off to tell on me to my dad. He woke me up and is mad at me because I told him I hated them, which considering that they woke me up in the crappiest way imaginable and how my sister won't shut the hell up about how she's getting her damn phone a year earlier than I did because HER grades are perfect, isn't a totally inacurate statement. Seventeen minutes later, I was back upstairs and, like I knew was going to happen, I can't fall back asleep. I mean, I've seen her open twelve years worth of presents (i was asleep downstairs for this one). Why the hell do i need to see someone tear wrapping paper off boxes? Why does my mom see it as so horribly insensitive that I would rather sleep in, have her open the presents at the exact time SHE wants to, and have me in a good mood when I get up, thus making her birthday that much better instead of watching my sister scream over gifts that in a couple of weeks she'll forget she owns (besides the cell phone, of course. My dad the genius put us on a shared minutes plan and she's already been berating me about not using "her minutes" for weeks) and be in a shitty mood for the rest of the day?

As you can see, I have a reason to hate my family.

Guess What?

I have, like, no interest in this anymore. Seriously.

Guess what else? I didnt get to sleep until twoish. So I have, like, no interest in anything.

Wow, Finals Are Stressful.

Sorry for dissing, Poe. I just took it out on you cuz I was tired of finals and shit.

Anyways.

Check my blog this summer, I might start a new story, or at least posting more frequently.

Icky Thump is AMAZING.

Last Straw, and It's Pink!

Joe.

Go get your own damn blog, or i will delete any posts as long as that.

Plus, "Weird little grils?"

Also, My Chemical Romance is not my favorite but not the worst. If you only listen to the "hits", you get what most strictly pop-centric listeners like. Those are usually not the best.
And ew. If you EVER hear me raving about the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, shoot me. In fact, I rarely rave about anything. I personally think that those guys suck, and My Chemical Romance is only good if you don't take them seriously.

And you can't say that you can't see how snobby, judgemental, hypocritical and elitist your comments sound. I'm not mad or trying to insult you, I'm just exercising my vocabulary.

Augh. Finals, anyone?

Channel Flipping.

Best thing ever: this stupid show in NY about jewels. Lots of dead air, and some redneck guy who looks like mr. foreman. He's really excited about jewelry for a man. Then six more channels of snow. Then some show about how apparently they made the Halocaust place into a museam. Ew. Then sports. Three more snow channels. Walmart commercial. C-Span about tuberculosis. A little snow. Travel show, biker in spandex shorts flirting with the host. Ew. Weather channel, and there's a hurricane. Local Marine Forecast. Commercial for a baseball bat ("BAY-UM! BAY-UM!"). It is a pretty friggin cool bat, though. CNN...Oh no! Someone dumped tires off the coast!!! It's killing everything! How the hell did the government APPROVE that??? CourtTv, Animal Planet...ew. Bugs. Some home makeover show...on a channel called fuse. MTV2. It looks like Punk'd. Oh, hey, yeah it is Punk'd. Here's something to watch. Hey, where the freak is Ashton?? We have a BOND, and I can tell when he's not there.

**EDIT**

Joe, I never complained about finals. Just Social Stuides and its boringness.

Even The Most Ordinary Of Moments....

....can be cause for a story. Who knew that Social Studies (and related activities) would give me anything but a headache?

Nervousness

My stupid, stupid neighbor. It's like she KNEW I just blew all my money on a dress and black heels or something and decided to pounce while she had the chance. Because even though I've been gradually backing out of babysitting everyone except for Leah(every monday and tuesday) and this other family with those totally cute kids, Tyler and Brad(ocassionally, mostly in the summer), I'm still babysitting today at noon. Not only that, but I'm babysitting for someone who STILL hasent gotten me and my sister straight. I mean, okay, maybe FOUR YEARS AGO when we still looked a LITTLE BIT SIMILAR, it would have been a little more excusable. But now she's known us FOREVER, and she and her kids still call us both Emma.

But that's not all. No, we're also babysitting them at the POOL.

Are you KIDDING ME?!?! It's like normal babysitting but with drowning! Emma is a lot more responsible than I am, and she's done it before, and all, but I'm obviously going to be expected to do SOMETHING. And I know that this is like the epitome of stupid girliness to say this, but I just did my nails yesterday! And not like normal did my nails either. This one took a lot of work. I saw these instructions on this website on how to do your nails really cool, and here's what I had to do: Paint my nails white. Do like a million coats. Wait for that to dry. Sharpie them blue. Print out little Union Jacks. Glue them on my nails. Wait for that to dry. Put a couple of coats of sparkles on them. Wait for THAT to dry.

AUGH.

One Year!

I have officially had my blog for a whole year now!! It's so crazy, because SO much has changed since then. Jeez, it's nuts. I've learned some lessons, I'm in high school, and I'm sans about seven inches of hair. People who I used to like or was friends with or whatever are now repulsive to me, and vice versa. I don't have as much to say, but what I do say has a little more substance and a little less blahblahblah. Sooooooo...yeah.

Crayyyzeeeee....

Back to Black

Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.

I have found...my new spring CD!!

For those of you not fluent in SpazzAli, there's always this one CD that I listen to when it's warm out, and this year I'm putting most of my money on Amy Winehouse with "Back to Black." This is my favorite song so far, so...yay!! JoePoe, you are going to leave a comment about how hot she is, so let me just steal your thunder right here and mention it.

Shahahahaha!

The title came out of nowhere.

I should have been born earlier. Really. I think the sixties. What did they have in the sixties? Nothing. Maybe drugs(not an incentive). Some cute clothes. Johnny the hot dance instructor. Hee.

**EDIT**
I'm really tired, and I don't know if I'll be able to sleep.

It's like I'm in a hole, and I can't get myself out. Why is that? I don't even know if I'll be able to sleep. I'm so out of it.

"Rockumentary"s, Police Shows, And Dora The Explorer

That's all that's on TV right now. I've just been watching the blogs scroll by on the recently updated page instead.

Being sick kinda sucks, especially since my mom is freaking out, because she can't "figure out what's wrong with me". I couldn't figure out if she was yelling at me or at herself, so I said "I'm sorry," which made her get even MADDER. It's like no matter how hard I try, I just can't make anyone happy. Really, all I want to do is make everyone happy, which is stupid, because it never works. Which makes me wonder why I'm commiting so much energy to it. Then I slept until now.

And that's just about it.

**EDIT**

So, since I fear doing the whole two-posts-in-one-day thing, I've decided to just edit this one. So yay for me.

So while I was lying on the couch bored out of my mind today, I happened to catch Dirty Dancing on one of those HBO channels. And it was AMZAZING. Really, whoever made that movie is a marketing genius. Summer resort, people doing dances that would have, in the 80's, at least, gotten them arrested, and a perpetually shirtless Patrick Swayze? What could be better than that?

Wow, I'm so weird...but honestly. That was a great movie. Besides the end. The end was just WAY too much dancing. Also, they never tied up that whole what-the-hell-is-going-to-happen-after-she-leaves-the-resort thing, but if you don't think past the very end then it's okay. Hee. Wow. Weirdness.

Go, Scotland!

...For producing someone so sexy.

Yes, Tim's brother, I know that he is engaged. To that girl who played Madame du Pompador in that one episode. I'm crying, really. On the inside.

Joe: Yes, I have a thing for nerds, but I only actually started obsessing...I mean...being a bit more ENTHUSIASTIC when Tim was stupid enough to send me some interview thing with him. And the English accent that he puts on for the show is okay, I guess, but he has the sexiest Scottish accent this side of anywhere. Seriously. And when he says his r's, it's not just like a normal "are". It's like "rrrrrrrrrrrr". Why did they make him be British??? Seriously!! So many more people would watch that show if he actually talked like that the whole time!!! And then the video that popped up after that one on Youtube, he was wearing very "nice" black jeans...I love the Converses with the suit, but honestly, he looks so much better dressed all nice like that.

Lol sorry for all the obsessing...i'm just being...uhhh....AMAZING!!!!!

Vitamin Water...

Saves.

My.

Life.

No, really.

It really does.

It tastes better than caffeine...yayyyyy!!!