"Dear Diary, Mood: apathetic. My life is spiraling downward. I couldnt get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks cuz they play some of my favorite songs, like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and "Rip Apart My Soul" and of course, "Stabby Rip Stab Stab." And it doesnt help that I couldnt get my hair into that flippy thing, either. Like that guy from that band can do. Some days, y'know..."
(To work the link, scroll down and press the play button next to the word, uh, play. Be warned: mildly offensive lyrics. Don't listen to it if there's a parent in the room.)