Friday, March 30, 2007

Exuse Me?

Alright, a few things:

1) JoePo, stop being sexist and give girl bands a chance. It's not even a girl band, just a girl singer and all-male instrumentals.

2) I know everyone's already been sent this by sri (been sent this? is that right?) but this is the funniest thing i've ever seen: http://www.safenow.org/

3) Excuse Me Mr. Very good song. **EDIT** I can't seem to make it work. Please someone find an MP3 for me??.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

A New Development

I'm going to change a little something about my posts: I'm going to have a Song of the Day. It may be in video or Mp3 form, depending. I'm going to start out with posting all the songs from No Doubt's "Tragic Kingdom" one day at a time. First is...Spiderweb!


No Doubt - Spiderw...

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Warmness!!

It's so cool when it's warm out. Spring is beast. I come out of hibernation and all that.

Yknow, i havent had a real post in a while. I guess i could talk about my life.

Hmm. Well, today i went to newspaper. I used the word "creeper" many, many times. For reasons unknown, of course. I had to babysit, and me and the kid and like a bunch of other kids went on the neighbor's trampoline. I was wearing a skirt though and so could not bounce, except for a couple times when all the kids started annoying me and yelling "POPCORN ME! POPCORN ME!"

Also, my new obsession:


Sunday, March 25, 2007

Sick, Maybe.

I've felt like shit for a couple of days now.

Oh, well.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

The Song That Says It All

Corinne Bailey Rae...

**EDIT**

alright, so it doesnt say it ALL. I just love this song.

And now, the fact that makes me dispair for the human race: Not even Albert Einstein remembered to use birth control.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Augh

I hate having allergies. damn soy.

It makes me feel like i'm going to die or something. I mean, i know i won't, but i can't breathe, and no one thinks that anything is wrong. In fact, they are telling me that nothing is wrong. For example, when i say "I can't breathe," they say "Don't dwell on it. You'll be fine." I'm sorry but WHAT!?!?!?

Augh.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Judge Ali

Okay, so i'm sick today. And there's nothing on TV but those stupid judge shows!!!! And i'm like "damn....that woman/man is really really obnoxious. It's like in the job description. I could probably do that."

With that in mind, i have some advice for everyone out there: DO NOT GIVE SOME RANDOM PIMP-TYPE GUY YOU'VE BEEN DATING FOR LESS THAN...I DUNNO, A REALLY LONG TIME ANY MONEY AT ALL!!! HE WILL RIP YOU OFF AND USE THE MONEY TO BUY RIMS!! THEN WHEN HE'S QUESTIONED ABOUT IT, HIS EXCUSE WILL BE "I'M A YOUNG GUY, YOU KNOW, BRO? I NEED MY RIMS, Y'ALL. CAN I GET YOU A DEAL ON SOME STOLEN CAR PARTS, YO?"

The end.

JoePoe, i can just feel the obscene comments coming on. Just. Don't. Do it.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

*Does Happy Dance*

Ice Cream+Less Mellow Joss Stone=Happy!!

**EDIT**

So i found one of those stupid pass-it-on quizzes on facebook and decided to put it here while i wait for my vh1 to download. w00t w00t!

1. Real name: Alison (yech. when i see that name, i always break it up into three pieces, like Al Is On. Like there's this party or something and there's this fat dude plugged into the wall dancing, and two other guys walk by and say "Dude, you left your Al on. Um. Anyways....)

2. Nickname: Ali

3. Status: single. derm da derrrm.

4. Zodiac sign: leo!! *roars and does manic lion impersonation*

5. Male or female: female. again, der.

6. Hair color: naturally brown but dyed red...and then it turned orange. I quite like the color, acutally. Much better than my purple streaks.

7. Long or short → short! and after all those years as a kid being like "I want hair long enough to braid!" but then i found out that it made me look like a brunette heidi...

8. Are you health freak → God no.

9. Height → 5 foot none

10. Do you have a crush on someone →eh. i guess you could call it that. nothing major.

11. Do you like yourself → we are our own hardest critics, but i think i'm okay.

12. Piercings → ears. i wish i had a nosering though...

13. Tattoos → I wish. Not anything extreme, but i know what, exactly: something small and kinda girly on my lower back. Script, maybe? Lol it's a rebel fantasy.

14. Righty or lefty → Righty

FIRSTS:

15. First surgery → never

16. First piercing → ears

17. First best friend → Morgan!!!! *insert superginormous hug here*

18. First award → T-Ball trophy back in the Mary Land, although it was a boy's team so it was a dude on the trophy.

19. First sport you joined → T Ball. Hahahaha.

20. First pet → anastasia. Yes, i named my goldfish anastasia. I was five years old. It wasnt THAT abnormal, though. I saw the movie.

21. First vacation → *thinks superhard* ummmmmmmmmm....geez...i THINK it was to the outer banks when i was turning ten...that was my first big vacation.

22. First concert → performing or seeing? Seeing was...i'm so sorry but....the american idol one. i was literally tricked into going. performing in was elementary school playing that ginormous cello.

23. First crush → this kid named Brandon back in Maryland in first grade. We played Superheros on the playground. He was Superman and I was Wonderwoman. It was SUCH a love connection. ;P

CURRENTLY:

24. Eating → sunflower seeds

25. Drinking → water. Tim will be proud.

26. I'm about to → strangle vh1

27. Listening to → Oh. It started. So, i'm listening to Beautiful Liar by Shakira and Beyonce. They don't sell it on iTunes; it's on my vh1 playlist.

28. Waiting for → myself to get tired.

YOUR FUTURE:

29. Want kids? →Well, it depends. I don't know if i would be a good mom or trust myself with another human being's life in the first place.

30. Want to get married? → I suppose it would be nice, but i'm worried i'd get bored. Maybe if the right person came along.

40. Careers in mind? → Author. Actress. Director. Writer for anything. Fashion designer. Oh, shoot, i went straight to forty!! And thirty!! oopsies.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX: (huh?? okay are you really topic-starved right now?)

41. Lips or eyes → oh, wait. you're talking about PREFERENCES. ohhhhkaaayy....i have no idea. I guess lips, for obvious reasons.

42. Hugs or kisses → hugs if you're not going out, kisses otherwise.

43. Shorter or taller → you gotta understand, for a guy to be shorter than me, well, i'd get a little weirded out. So i'm saying same height or taller.

45. Romantic or spontaneous → Well, it depends. Does spontaneous mean pulling out a gun and shooting people in the middle of dinner? Can't you be both romantic AND spontaneous?

46. Nice stomach or nice arms → I don't really care, either way. If I HAD to choose? Stomach. But that's pretty hypocritical.

47. Sensitive or loud → Not supersensitive, but not obnoxiously loud.

48. Hook-up or relationship → Relationships. Random hook-ups annoy the crap out of me.

49. Trouble maker or hesitant → Definatley not hesitant. I am not a hesitant person. But i dont' want someone who's like "Let's rob a bank!!!"

HAVE YOU EVER:

50. Kissed a stranger → No. That'd be pretty awkward.

51. Drank bubbles → OMG, no, but one time i accidently inhaled a bubble (i'm not joking) that was supposedly chocolate flavored and it BURNED the back of my throat. WHY DO YOU MAKE IT FLAVORED IF YOU CANNOT EAT IT?!?!?!?

52. Lost glasses/contacts → I'm horrible with keeping track of my glasses.

53. Ran away from home → hahaha when i was little i would always get all pissed off and pack up my backpack and say i would run away forever. But then i'd get bored or hungry or distracted before i finished packing, and for the rest of the week i'd be like, "Where's that toy again? Oh, yeah, i packed it up."

54. Broken somone's heart →Not cognativley. Like, if i have, i don't know about it.

55. Been arrested → The closest i've been is this time that me and all my cousins were playing at the church preschool playground, and nothing there had been fun since we were about 11, so we were looking around for fun stuff. So my cousin Ryan finds this tree branch hanging off of this, well, tree (der) right near this little playhouse thingy, and we were swinging on it...when all of a sudden this cop walks up and starts yelling at us!!! THE NUNS CALLED THE COPS ON US!!!!

56. Turned someone down → nope. Been turned down, though.

57. Cried when someone died → yes, der.

58. Liked a friend → *sighs* yeaaaahhh.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

59. Yourself → *pokes number 11*

60. Miracles → it'd be nice, I suppose.

61. Love at first sight → that'd be nice too, but i'm pretty sure that's just called thinking someone is hot.

62. Heaven → i suppose.

63. Santa Clause→ OMG YES!!! WHO DOESNT BELEIVE IN A FAT MAN WHO COMES INTO YOUR HOUSE IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT AND LEAVES "PACKAGES"??!?!??

64. Kiss on the first date → if you like each other, i guess.

65. Angels → again, it'd be nice.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

66. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → actually...more than one. *slinks off into corner*

67. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → That's mean.

AHA!!! IT'S FINALLY FREAKING OVER!! Why did i even do that?

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Three Minutes

My sister is being all ker-spaz about going on the computer. i have three minutes before i go back to hell, aka doing proofs. Those should SO be called poofs, and not just because i mispelled it that way. It's actually the best alternate name in the world. You're just not cool enough to see it. Doesnt it annoy you when someone writes your instead of you're? It just ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME. Like "Aww your so cute!" or ""Your just so awesome we're gonna be bffs forever [which fyi is redundant. i hate it when people do that, too.], even tho i lyke kissed your bf [i.e. boyfriend, which i am also not fond of] @ summer camp. Lyke, GO TICONDERANAGACAMPINDIANNAMETHAT'SHORREDOUSLYLONGANDNOONEWILLREMEMBERYEARSFROMNOWORINTHENEXTTENSECONDSEVEN, BUNK 3234254362452435.340897519845!!!!!"

must go.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Hee. Just had to get that out there.

I absoloutley LOVE warm weather. Don't you? I mean, seriously, the best. thing. ever. w00000000000000000t. Yes, with that many 0's.

Don't you hate it when you come home and there are random plumbers there? Don't you hate it even more when they're ugly? Don't you hate it the most when they check you out? *throws self on dagger and perishes*

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Stupidity

Ah, PopTarts. How you have betrayed me.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Aggrivation

Common tendancy of mine to get annoyed with my english homework. Today? 22 quotes that we have to identify the speaker for and describe the significance. I was going along just fine, and then this happens.

oyoyoyoyoyoyoy. What if there IS no significance, huh?? What if kenny’s just like, “Hey, Ruku, I’m gonna say this now, kay? LOLZZ!!” WHY THE HELL DOES IT MATTER IF A STUPID CHARACTER SAID SOMETHING IN A STUPID BOOK? I DOUBT THAT THERE WERE 22 SIGNIFICANT THINGS SAID IN THIS STUPID BOOK! OVERKILL! OVERKILL!! AND WHAT IS WITH THE PROSTITIUTES? WHY WHY WHYWHYWHY DO YOU KEEP CHOOSING BOOKS WHERE EVERYONE IS A FREAKING PROSTITUTE!?!??!!?? AUUUUUGHHHH!!!!

Tres remenicient of the disasterous Romeo paragraph of nigh on 1 year ago.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Sweeny Todd?

Yeah, i'm being an usher today...wheeeee...i'm seeing both casts w/ellllooooo...partay.

I think i'm addicted to america's next top model...heehee...and i'm also tres tired after babysitting. The kid took his plastic food and made me a fish-onion-cheese sandwich with root beer. Then the other kid made straberry, potatoe and garlic soup. Only he said "tatoes" instead of potatoes and stuff like that...so cuuuuuute....

Then we watched that movie The Aristocats to make them fall asleep. And me and Emma noticed all this stuff that you NEVER notice when you're a kid. Like, why didnt the butler just kill them? Why didnt the sleeping pills make them die? If they didnt make the cats die, they would have certainly killed the mouse. And this cat has three kittens, right? Where did the dad go? Uhh ohhhh spagettios...then we were watching those stupid soap operas on the N. Conversations went like this:

Emma: I want a smoothie.

Ali: Yeah, me too. We should get Kwest to buy us some smoothies.

Emma: What kind of name is that, anyways? Aww, look, he got her a rose.

Ali: That's pretty romantic for a guy named Kwest.

~~~~LATER~~~~

Emma: Wait. Please explain this to me. Why is this girl carrying around a golfish in a bowl?

Ali: She stole it from the sushi place.

Emma: Um....why?

Ali: Because she's carrying a flask around in her pocket. Aaaaand...she's playing her guitar while driving drunk. Great.

Emma: OH MY GOD WATCH OUT FOR THE--what kind of face was that?

Ali: The I-just-ran-into-a-cement-thingy face?

Emma: Or just bad acting. *makes face*

Ali: *makes face while laughing hysterically*


....So you can see that we're not the best babysitters in the world.