Monday, March 19, 2007

Judge Ali

Okay, so i'm sick today. And there's nothing on TV but those stupid judge shows!!!! And i'm like "damn....that woman/man is really really obnoxious. It's like in the job description. I could probably do that."

With that in mind, i have some advice for everyone out there: DO NOT GIVE SOME RANDOM PIMP-TYPE GUY YOU'VE BEEN DATING FOR LESS THAN...I DUNNO, A REALLY LONG TIME ANY MONEY AT ALL!!! HE WILL RIP YOU OFF AND USE THE MONEY TO BUY RIMS!! THEN WHEN HE'S QUESTIONED ABOUT IT, HIS EXCUSE WILL BE "I'M A YOUNG GUY, YOU KNOW, BRO? I NEED MY RIMS, Y'ALL. CAN I GET YOU A DEAL ON SOME STOLEN CAR PARTS, YO?"

The end.

JoePoe, i can just feel the obscene comments coming on. Just. Don't. Do it.

3 comments:

joepoe said...

I hope your advice comes from the stupid judge shows and not a real life situation.

If it is, pimps are like the worst guys a woman could possibly date. They have a much better use than that!

And yeah, you could be a really really obnoxious woman/man.

Oh, and congrats on turning a man down for the first time! :^)

Molly Wobbles said...

haha ruffiani they are the worst possible guys.

Ruffiano=MIKE TOZZI

Joepoe said...

Are you saying they are the worst people you could date?

No.

I'd say the worst people you could date are politicians.