Okay, so i'm sick today. And there's nothing on TV but those stupid judge shows!!!! And i'm like "damn....that woman/man is really really obnoxious. It's like in the job description. I could probably do that."
With that in mind, i have some advice for everyone out there: DO NOT GIVE SOME RANDOM PIMP-TYPE GUY YOU'VE BEEN DATING FOR LESS THAN...I DUNNO, A REALLY LONG TIME ANY MONEY AT ALL!!! HE WILL RIP YOU OFF AND USE THE MONEY TO BUY RIMS!! THEN WHEN HE'S QUESTIONED ABOUT IT, HIS EXCUSE WILL BE "I'M A YOUNG GUY, YOU KNOW, BRO? I NEED MY RIMS, Y'ALL. CAN I GET YOU A DEAL ON SOME STOLEN CAR PARTS, YO?"
JoePoe, i can just feel the obscene comments coming on. Just. Don't. Do it.