Okay, so i'm sick today. And there's nothing on TV but those stupid judge shows!!!! And i'm like "damn....that woman/man is really really obnoxious. It's like in the job description. I could probably do that."
With that in mind, i have some advice for everyone out there: DO NOT GIVE SOME RANDOM PIMP-TYPE GUY YOU'VE BEEN DATING FOR LESS THAN...I DUNNO, A REALLY LONG TIME ANY MONEY AT ALL!!! HE WILL RIP YOU OFF AND USE THE MONEY TO BUY RIMS!! THEN WHEN HE'S QUESTIONED ABOUT IT, HIS EXCUSE WILL BE "I'M A YOUNG GUY, YOU KNOW, BRO? I NEED MY RIMS, Y'ALL. CAN I GET YOU A DEAL ON SOME STOLEN CAR PARTS, YO?"
The end.
JoePoe, i can just feel the obscene comments coming on. Just. Don't. Do it.
About Me
- Ali
- I'm the kind of person who sees one of those ads at the top of an internet page that say "Wrestle the Sumo Man and Get Some Chilli Free of Charge!" or "Slap Donald Trump! Win a Ringtone!" or "Outswim the Pirranas to get this laptop!" and clicks on them just for the sake of doing it.
3 comments:
I hope your advice comes from the stupid judge shows and not a real life situation.
If it is, pimps are like the worst guys a woman could possibly date. They have a much better use than that!
And yeah, you could be a really really obnoxious woman/man.
Oh, and congrats on turning a man down for the first time! :^)
haha ruffiani they are the worst possible guys.
Ruffiano=MIKE TOZZI
Are you saying they are the worst people you could date?
No.
I'd say the worst people you could date are politicians.
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