So yesterday i went over to my nieghbors' house around fiveish. actually, they're not really my neighbors cuz we have to drive to get there but whatever. They have a little daughter named Zoe, a kid my brother's age named Cameron, and a kid my sister's age named Ben. It was like this little party thing. we brought like 50000 bags of chips. me and ben proceeded to eat almost every chip while i told him about how he was an iceburg living in tokyo. and it was based on a true story! there is a country called tokyo. there are such things as iceburgs. and there are people in tokyo who drive cars!! see? based on a true story!
so then Zoe wanted to know if we could all sleep over. We got to watch high school musical, so i said yes. The only thing is tho, their house is really hot. Especially upstairs. the basement is really cold though so we were going to sleep down there until my sister heard a noise and became convinced that it was Chukie or someone out of "When a Stranger Calls" and got me and Zoe so freaked out that we ended up going upstairs. Ben's room had a fan and is HUGE so we crashed there. i tripped over myself and ended up falling flat on my face in the hallway. this was about at 11PM. I was sleeping on the floor right next to this swivel chair that looked just like one that i used to have. I remembered that Emma had been really scared of the chair because she thought that the back of it looked like a snake. so i went, "Emma, look, a cobra."
It was really dark and teh chair was black so she had to lean in really close to see what i was talking about. Then she saw it and flipped out and started yelling. I was literally rolling around on the floor laughing. Zoe was freaking out. Ben was just looking at us like, "WTF?" Then, just when we thought Emma couldnt spaz any more, Cameron came out of the room to tell us that we were being to loud and that my brother was sleeping.
He was standing in the doorway and just looked like this big, dark shadow cuz he was wearing a really huge t-shirt. Emma sees him and starts screaming, "DARTH VADER!! DARTH VADER!!"
It took us about forever to get everyone calmed down. Then it was 12AM and no one was calm and we started to say all these random things, like how Ben's name should be B-jamin' and how the ceiling fan looked like an onion, all while Ben stared at us like, "WTF?"
The next morning we watched the demented cartoon movie on flash.http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php is the link. it's awesome. seriously. especially when you're too tired to comprehend how stupid it is. and when you're yelling that Cameron's name is Pam-ron. And when Ben is a dementor. it was scary...scary times....
Wheee now i get to go to the pool and most likely fall asleep in the water!!!!!!
P.S. : There's this freaky...metal guitar...thumb...thing....akkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scarayyyyyy!!
Couldnt go to the pool because i got dizzy and fell over. so now i'm just going to bore you all with random facts.
When i get tired, i start thinking about stuff. Like how most girls pride themselves on telling their friends everything. the thing is, though, no one tells anyone everything. this is what has gotten me in trouble over the years: if one of my friends say that we tell each other everything, i'll be like, "um, no." i don't tell them everything because if i told them everythign that would be what is commonly classified as TMI. if i told them everything i would tell them when i found a penny on the ground or saw an ant and what i ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and what color my underwear is and stuff that you really would be just fine not knowing.
Telling a friend everything is often confused with telling them everything IMPORTANT. and it is true that i tell my friends almost everything that is important, because if i hold out on them then i'm pretty likely to blab later anyways. Plus, almost all of my friends tell me everything important as well, and i would like to return the favor.
Anyways. that was random. i'll probably b bak l8r...soo...IM or something losers!!
THE TIMELINE OF ALI MAKING MACCARONI:
11:30: Look for measuring stuffs
11:56: Finds measuring stuff
12:00: Pours water. Some of it spills.
12:04: Tries to figure out how to turn on the stove.
12:06: Turns on stove, puts maccaroni in water. Wonders if it's supposed to look like that.
12:08: Water has all these white things on it and is smoking. That's not a good sign. and omg...it's hissing!!
12:10: Decides that maccaroni may be turning into an evil creation.
12:11: Water starts to boil. Tries to find a way to lift the pot into the sink and pour 6 cups of boiling water into the collinder thingy.
12:15: Manages to pour water out without maccaroni falling in sink or scalding self.
12:18: Gets all the other ingrediants. stirs it for like ever
12:24: Eats maccaroni. and guess what? IT TASTES LIKE MACCARONI AND NOT CHARCOAL!!! WH-HOOOOOO!!
**éditez nombre trois**
I've done almost everything i could think of. SO BORED cuz no one's on IM, and I've already slept, listened to the Rent CD in its entirety (sp?) and watched insipid cartoons and ate maccaroni. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
okay, wait. all those insipid cartoons have given me an idea for a topic: Why do all the superhero people do things in the most complicated way possible? like, instead of just getting a stupid spaceship, they have to have an INVISIBLE spaceship. because you know there's no way that someone could see THEM up there in the sky.
Plus, there's the issue of people thinking up really stupid characters/weapons. Like Aquaman. Okay, so he can talk to fish. and this helps...how? "Like omg guys the mackeral down there told me all about how her boyfriend cheated on her with an angelfish." i guess he could, like, drop a whale on them...? And then Wonder Woman has that "Lasso of Truth". It's like, just slap them or something! or better yet, get one of those mace things like that person with the wings coming out of her back has! That would be more helpful than some stupid lasso. Plus they live in space. That's SUCH a bad idea. Wouldnt they burn up in the atmosphere or something when they tried to go to Earth??? God, they're such losers!! Especially that one dude who's all "Hooray for education!!!!!" He needs to get a life.