So there's been a slight change of plans. I thought we were going to stay at a hotel, but actually we're staying at the house. The house has internet acess. Dunno if i'll update much, especially after my cousins get here, but yeah.
I'm the kind of person who sees one of those ads at the top of an internet page that say "Wrestle the Sumo Man and Get Some Chilli Free of Charge!" or "Slap Donald Trump! Win a Ringtone!" or "Outswim the Pirranas to get this laptop!" and clicks on them just for the sake of doing it.