Friday, January 26, 2007

A Note To JoePoe

I'm not a nerd. I don't think, anyway. I'm not good at math. At all. Or any school related thing, actually. I kind of have my own social classification. I'm just sort of an Ali. Also: the Ramones, The Veronicas, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, The Killers, Green Day, The Bravery, Blink-182, The Who, The White Stripes, The Cure,(lots of The's here), New Order, Franz Ferdinand, The Fray, The Gorillaz, Damone, Cold War Kids, The Sundays, Hellogoodbye, Rock Kills Kid, No Doubt, OKGo, Cartel, Diffuser, The Decemberists. I have more but I'm too lazy to write them down.


Ha ha ha.

Also...who got you pregnant?

11 comments:

Joepoe said...

I'm flattered.

And thank you for mentioning the Gorillaz. I love Gorillaz! They are one of my favorite bands. But if you are not a nerd, Tim, Jeff, Jeff, Sam, Andrew and a couple other people are. And you still basically only listed musicals as your favorite music. And that is the only point I was making.

And I was joking. 99% of what comes out of my mouth/ fingertips I don't really mean.

If you do ever get pregnant...nevermind.

Joepoe said...

I don't know who got me pregnant. There are a lot of different possibilities. W/E. They're dead now.

PS Please erase these comments. If you do not erase them, I will proceed to write the most dangerous word in the world on your blog and there will be a government investigation.

PPS Tell the midget I said hi.

PPPS Is there such a thing as a PPPS?

PPPPS If he gets upset that I called him a midget, please explain to him who I am and that I was high while I was writing this.

Joepoe said...

Just to make you jealous...
The class average in my Geometry X class allong with the other Geometry X classes was a D. I am the only freshman in my class amongst dozens of upper-classmen [ (some of which are seniors) in geometry accelerated]. Anyways, we got a 20% curb.

DID YOU CATCH THAT? A 20% (Twenty Percent) curb. We got 20 percentage points added to our scores. One kid went from 65% to 85%. Since you said you were bad at math earlier, I just thought this would make you jealous. I got an 88% originaly, but they refused to give me 20% (those bastards!) and instead only gave me ten (10) percent. So I only got a 98%! 98...that's it...bastards. Oh, who am I kidding? F-yeah I got a 98% ! I'd have to be an F-ing Asian or Russian to be upset. And all my parents know is that I got a 98% in math class, which is a wonderful change from my horrendous grade with DP (Depiano, not double penetration.) I'll give you an example of what I got from DP.

***********The Foiling Quiz*******************

If you are above average, that means that you know what foiling is in math. So the story goes that we had a timed test on foiling in DP's math class. Please note that I have nothing against DP as a person, but I just have a dispossition against math and the teachers of the latter in general. Though he had the Heebeejeebeez, he was a nice man and a snappy dresser (In a man to man opinion. (He wore polo's all the time. I love polos! Not on other men, but on myself. But I respect other people that wear them...well except for the fact that they are made by child labor. But that's besides the point. Anyways...math. I SUCK AT MATH! Especially Algebra. I don't know what the F*** the value of x is and I DO NOT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not only did I get the worst grades without exception in his class, but I was the slowest too. Back to the foiling quiz, I sat next to Suzie Eichling. When we got the tests back, we graded the personnexttous's test. I watched as one by one, a girl in my grade put an x next to 16 of the 30 problems on the test. Actually, as it turns out, I got a 50% because one of them she marked wrong was actually right. Of course, Suzie being Suzie, got them all right. Kudos to her. But anyways...I never did to good in Algebra. But now I got a 10% curb and my fellow D average math wizzes got a 20% curb. Oh how proud my parents were. And I took this rare oppurtunity to eat all the food in my house without getting yelled at. My parents allways yell at me for eating all the food in the house. It was nice to take this oppurtunity to be able to do it with no shame. Anyways...anyways...The End.

Joepoe said...

A Public Service Announcement...

I understand that in the last few entries, I have made some grammar and spelling mistakes. I just wanted to make it perfectly clear that these mistakes were all done intentionally. Every grammar and spelling mistake I have made in my past entries have been premeditated. In short, all the mistakes and all the bad writing I have previously done was done on purpose.

Joepoe said...

I am now just writing for the sake of writing and making you read. Ha! You are reading this all. You naive fool. I have written down all my thoughts already, so now I am just writing without thinking. At any moment I could just fall into a narcaleptic sleep and not be able to wake up because of sleep paralyses. Have you ever had sleep paralyses? It is as scary as shit. It is really scary. Also did you ever wake up and feel like you were falling? Also, one time I was at a sleepover with this kid that couldn't breathe during his sleep. And he made these weird slurping noises because he was gasping for breath. Anyways. I thought he was a vampire or something. W/E. I am now just going to stop writing. I have written enough. I am tired. And there is only one solution to being tired: taking a whole lot of uppers. Anyway, the uppers will make me forget who I am, so just because I'll be taking some doesn't mean that I will be writing. So this is the end of my comments for now. I have been writing to you for the past hour and I am really starting to get tired. Anyway. Time to pop those uppers. And I guess this is good night. Actually, you won't be reading this till tommorow because you go to bed like a good kid, and I won't be sleeping because of the uppers, so I guess this is just good-bye for now. Good Bye.

Molly Wobbles said...

I'm a nerd
not a geek
Geeks get it done


Colbert report

Molly Wobbles said...

I'm more of an otaku now...

and Joepoe, do you have no life?

Joepoe said...

Quiet woman! And what do you mean, "Geeks get it done?"

Ali said...

JOEPOE!!! stop making comments that i do not want my little brother to read!!!

Joepoe said...

Why is your little brother reading your blog? And besides, it's good for him.

Molly Wobbles said...

lol colbert Report darn I love that show...