From the people who made Backyard Soccer, Backyard Baseball, and Backyard Hockey, a new installment that is much more beneficial to the normal child's future.....BACKYARD REVOLVER.
In this educational adventure, your children will learn how to play fun-filled games such as Hit and Run, How To Conceal a Weapon, Armed and Dangerous, Shoot the Bottle, and Guerrila Warfare. Young children will also learn How to Hotwire a Car and Stealing and Operating a Tazer, all for five easy payments of $12.99!!
**NOTE: This video game does not actaully exist. Shocking, I know, but people are spazzes.**
.....An Ali and Will production.