Oy. I think i'm sick. Cuz i have a headache and a cough. then i coughed so much that i got these really painful hiccups that made my eyes water. And now i think i'll sleep. Yes, i'm aware that it's only 4:59. No, i don't care.
I'm the kind of person who sees one of those ads at the top of an internet page that say "Wrestle the Sumo Man and Get Some Chilli Free of Charge!" or "Slap Donald Trump! Win a Ringtone!" or "Outswim the Pirranas to get this laptop!" and clicks on them just for the sake of doing it.