Thursday, July 27, 2006

Q. What Do Basketball and Football Have in Common?

A. THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS!!

it's a theatre camp joke. just go with it.

So we FINALLY finished our lip sync. it starts at around 11:30 AM friday. call or IM me if you want the specific location. We watched Noah, Dan Sr. and Andrew's final dance, and they have all added some...disturbing facial expressions. Then it was Jacob, Bob and Dan Jr. They were special. They had guitars and i think that Jacob's was made out of paper mache. and bob has a tatoo (WTF!?!?). Then all of those obscure 7th grade girls did 'Walk Away.' If you really, really push me i can remember most of their names. Hannah, Corina, Helena, Charlotte...Emily...ummmm...there are more, i just can't remember. Emma's group has (as kyle would say) "The Spice Grills". Emma has no emotion. I'm gonna make faces at her the entire time so she smiles. Then it's US, the amazing 6-some!!! I'm gonna totally fall off the stage next time but THAT'S OK!!!! I'm alsoo doing a murder mystery b4 the show!!!AYAYAYAYA!

The next fun-filled adventure?? Improvs. (INSIDE JOKE SORT OF EXPLAINED HERE::)

The first improv was Corina and Claire. They had to talk for a while about their boyfriends and eventually realize that they were dating the same guy. So they went through the whole "what does he look like?" "Where are you going on your next date?" thing, and then Corina says, "MY boyfriend is captain of the football team." Claire said, "But MY boyfriend is captain of the football team too. Maybe your boyfriend is the assistant captain. Or maybe your boyfriend is captain of the basketball team. they're easy to get mixed up cuz ya know--" and then she and corina say at the same time "--they both have balls." Everyone started cracking up laughing and they realized what they had just said. then andrew said, "oh, oh dear" in an english accent and we all cracked up more and it took like ten minutes until we stopped laughing and they said, "my boyfriend's name is steve too!" and they figured out that they were both dating steve, the captain of the football team.

The next one was Noah and Dan Sr. They had to argue about who was going to beat the other one in a hotdog eating competion. They were arguing and then noah said, "well, i can beat YOU, but there's one guy i'm not too sure about. Ya know, Steve, the captain of the football team?" *everyone cracks up*

Then Jacob and Andrew had to be in an airport. Andrew was security, and he was trying to detain Jacob b/c he thought he stole some diamonds. the end was like this:
Jacob: I bought them. See, here's the receipt!
Andrew: Ohh...
Jacob: I actually bought them for a friend.
Andrew: Who?
Jacob: You know, Steve, the captain of the football team.
*everyone laughs*
Andrew: Oh, i know him! Isn't he dating two women?
*laughing*
Jacob: Yeah.
Andrew: well, tell him that bartholemew says hi and give one of his girlfriends my number okay?

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6 comments:

Carissa said...

what camp are you going tooo?? i think my friend might be going to the same one!

Ali said...

a theatre camp
who's your friend?

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